Hi Darling Ones, I really want to crow about how we made it through this interminable year, but I don’t want to jinx anything. People magazine jinxed the shit out of Betty White turning 100…
Date Archives 2021
Scenes from the Holiday Gauntlet
Well, Well, Well, Darling Ones, we meet again… After sleeping until 10 a.m. this morning and taking two naps, I’m happy to announce I have survived the holiday social gauntlet thus far. I have not…
Like Ponyboy Curtis, I Got Two Things on My Mind
Dear Darling Ones, Yesterday BFK walked into Supergenius HQ toting a giant, glittery-snowflake dappled bag with tissue paper peeping out of the top. I took one look at it and said, “If that’s for me…
Full Moon in Gemini
Hello Darling Ones, I’m taking time out of my very busy “Succession” obsession to set my intentions for 2022. Why now when I have an entire season and a half of “Succession” to watch? There…
How to Prepare for a Snownado
Dear Darling Ones, As I type it is 57º in Shakopee, Minnesota on this the 15th day of December in the year 2021. Future Darling Ones may read that sentence and be all, no bigs,…
At Least I Find Myself Amusing
Hi Darling Ones, Moments before I started typing this I found myself vociferously singing along to a cover of U2’s “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For.” This surprised me because I fucking hate…