Liam, who is seven, was so booorrrreeeeddd he was nearly ready to die. I asked him what he wanted to do and hes said it started with a V. So I tried to guess. [arrow_list]…
Date Archives June 2012
The saddest sex dream in all the land
Thanks to all the hullabaloo about the Diamond Jubilee last week, I’ve been having a lot of dreams involving Prince Harry. Or, as I like to call him His Royal Ginger. Also, Yum! Many of…
On babyish fiction & frozen yogurt
My brain/body have decided that 4.5 hours is plenty enough sleep thankyouverymuch and we’ll just get out of bed and get something done. This has left me with the emotional capacity of a cranky four…
A few thoughts on turning 40
For most of my life (especially after Sister #4 came along in 1980 and stole my birthday thunder) I’ve wanted my birthday to be all the time, everyday. For most of my adult life, I’ve…
Winding down
My lower lip is chapped because I like to bite on it when I’m lost in thought or a book. I run my tongue over my upper lip when I concentrate on building things like…
First Concerts from Various Birthday Party Attendees
One of the best parts of my birthday party on Saturday was when my friends and family began discussing the first concert they ever attended. As you may or may not know, I like to…