I’ve got something deep and/or meaningful brewing down where the writing ideas are born. I’m still noodling it around in the back of my mind and hoping it will come to fruition in the next day or so.

In the meantime I try to help the birthing process by doing completely mind-numbing, inane work that doesn’t tax my brain cells. Today that included starting to update my portfolio by creating roughly 93,817 thumbnails and eating garlic mashed potatoes.

My breath (even after gum chewing and teeth brushing) is still so potent that it’s making my eyes water. It’s so bad that it’s all I want to talk about. Sadly, nobody cares about my breath.

In more exciting news, I ordered my iPhone today which means I am currently auditioning potential names that go well with Gideon and Evangeline (the digital camera doesn’t have a name, because I never see its icon sitting on my desktop looking sad).