So yeah, a dream about Bruce Springsteen. A graphic, physically satisfying dream where he complimented me on technique and I didn’t comment on the fact that every woman he had sex with had signed his headboard with a black Sharpie. I am classy like that. I spent the entire act looking for other Jodis because somehow I had determined it was okay if had slept with 49 kajillion woman as long as I was the first Jodi.