. . . some days I wish I was a girl named Lyric who really loved the Cubs.
. . . I am so in love with The Free Dictionary despite how ugly it is that I might just give up on men and well, I am not sure what
. . . I am deathly afraid of accidentally posting a personal post on my work blog. However, I do not worry about making a personal tweet on my work twitter account.
. . . I am going to order pizza for dinner tonight even though we are having pizza for Rock & Roll bookclub on Saturday. I am a wild and crazy gal.
. . . you know how I have that dent in my back/ass that was left from when, as a small child, I had my prehensile tail removed? Well that dent itches like a motherfuck right now.
. . . I have a super snarky blog post about blogging and social media brewing inside of me. I can’t wait until it comes out.
i have snarky thoughts about blogging and social media that i bitch about to my boyfriend because i’m too scared to post them.
Don’t be afraid! Post away.
That itching means your tail is growing back. I think rubbing creamy peanut butter on it will help. Well… it either helps it stop itching or it helps the tail grow back quicker. I forget which.
If I ever have a child and it’s a girl, I will name her Lyric, and I just wanted to inform you that I finished The Gargoyle the other night and Ho.Ly. Shit. I loved it and I wish that 20 other people didn’t want to read Ms. McKracken’s book as much as I do right now.
Oh! Good. You give me a reason to say this outloud: I totally used what I learned in McCracken’s book at work today. One of my co-worker’s father died recently. Despite how awkward it was, and how much I would have preferred to not say anything, I made a point to talk to her about it and say how sorry I was.
God, I loved that book.
I have the butt dent, too. Until Clara Jane was born with an identical dent, I was sure mine was the remnant of postpartum tail removal. It often itches.