Things I didn’t want to tell you, a list of posts that were written but never published (thank your stars)

  • Dear Apple, Whole-Wheat Bagel, and Peanut Butter — an open letter to my breakfast
  • Dear Trix, I’m sorry you’ve been usurped
  • Something’s not right, why I can’t stop listening to Tom Waits’ “Blue Valentine”
  • Things I have done to try and stay awake while reading Netherland
  • I think I might have been trying to woo myself
  • Mary Gaitskill in the New Yorker
  • The 10-Best Episodes of Dawson’s Creek, a list by someone who, though pajama-clad, is slowly getting it together
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16 Comments

  1. UH 18.Aug.08 at 11:47 am

    I’m intrigued by the idea of self-wooing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  2. Jodi 18.Aug.08 at 11:54 am

    I would totally subscribe to a newsletter called “The Self-Woo.” You should get on that, UH.

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  3. bamboozlde 18.Aug.08 at 1:32 pm

    dawson’s creek? still? oi! that’s ok, my secret tv shame is diagnosis murder.

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  4. Jodi 18.Aug.08 at 6:13 pm

    Dawson’s Creek uber alles. Bamboo do you need to read the FAQ again?

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  5. bamboozlde 18.Aug.08 at 7:38 pm

    look lady, i just read your about page and it mentions NOTHING about dawson’s creek. nothing i tells ya, nothing!

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  6. Jodi 18.Aug.08 at 7:45 pm

    #14 of the FAQ clearly states that yes, yes I do love Dawson’s Creek and will watch it over and over and over again, oftentimes on mute while playing on the internet and listening to my iPod.

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  7. Jodi 18.Aug.08 at 7:50 pm

    That’s not the FAQ doofus, that’s the about page.

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  8. bamboozlde 18.Aug.08 at 7:54 pm

    then good god woman: where’s the faq?!

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  9. Jodi 18.Aug.08 at 7:56 pm

    It was included in your membership kit, right next to your sample of Turtle Wax and certificate for a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni.

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  10. bamboozlde 18.Aug.08 at 8:00 pm

    damnit! i knew i shouldn’t have sold that kit to pay for a college degree.

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  11. Jodi 18.Aug.08 at 8:02 pm

    Where did you go? The University of Cocoa Puffs?

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  12. bamboozlde 18.Aug.08 at 8:15 pm

    no, but my degree would have been worth more to me – i assume at the university of cocoa puffs i would have at least gotten an occasional free breakfast of yummy cereal out of the deal.

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  13. Jodi 18.Aug.08 at 8:21 pm

    I am going to have to have my intern build some more of those kits and then auction them on eBay, mama wants a new computer.

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  14. Polly 19.Aug.08 at 8:48 am

    Hey. I totally want to see that top ten list. For realz.

    Reply
  15. Jodi 19.Aug.08 at 1:06 pm

    Your wish is my command.

    Reply

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