I ran out of work today like my hair was on fire, and it had nothing to do with the backtobacktobacktoback meetings. It had everything to do with the new Douglas Coupland book, Jpod, which…
Date Archives 2006
This is what happens when you don’t ply me with gifts
My server goes beserk and you have to live in a world without iwilldare.com. See? That’s not so fun, is it. Is it? So you’d better get to buying me some gifts or something. My…
Here’s another crackpot theory for you to totally disregard
+6 minute songs: musical masturbation that should not be forced upon my ears or musical genius you stupid word-needing heathen? discuss.
The 5% nation of umbrellas in my pink froufrou drinks
Spring fever struck about 30 minutes ago. It’s pretty bad. Suddenly my skin doesn’t fit right and all I want to do is drink pink frofrou things with umbrellas, stay out later than I should,…
The fortune-telling apple
It has come to my attention that I am seriously lacking in crush victims. Now that class is over, I got nothing. Men have dried up. So please alert the internet that I am currently…
Somewhere there’s a place in hell with her name on it
I arrived at work at 8:29 this morning for a meeting. I don’t do well with 8:30 meetings. My brain usually doesn’t function until about 9:30 and I generally don’t speak until 10. The 10…