For Mother’s Day Jaycie gave Sister #2 some helping hands. On the hands she wrote things like “I will give you a hand folding the londrer.” I think the other two hands had something to…
Date Archives 2006
Jodi and the problem of the misplaced apple chunks
I’ve decided to live my life today as though I were the precocious star of a well-loved children’s book. That means every obstacle I face, no matter how minor, will be a huge ordeal. It…
Jodi and the warty toe of disaster
I don’t really have a wart on my toe. I just thought it would make for a good title of a children’s book. Kids would eat that shit up. In fact, I’ve never ever had…
Did you miss me? Because I was totally incapacitated and none of you sent flowers
My Movable Type had a case of the Bad Object driver something or other, making it impossible for me to post. It was the most terrifying 11 hours of my life. Of course, I slept…
Just what I wanted
Today was the day where I decided I would do whatever I pleased. This invovled grocery shopping, book reading, downloading classic rock, and napping. All this was followed by a dinner consisting of macaroni &…
Six old men I wish I could have had sex with when they were in their prime
• Bob Dylan • Mick Jagger • Tom Brokaw • Cary Grant • Kurt Vonnegut • Buddy Holly yeah, the work today is sucking out every brain cell that I used to own.