For reasons that are unclear to me, I have this odd compulsion to rub Brokeback Slink against my mouth. It’s been an overwhelming desire of mine for the past two days. I’ll even find myself…
Date Archives 2006
Still so shaken by this dream that I have to listen to Confetti* over and over
I woke up this morning curled up next to the headboard of my bed, my right hand entwined in the wrought-iron spirals. I was trying to escape. As my friend Kelly is fond of saying,…
Things that suddenly came to my attention when I was busy separating the Lemon-scented Pledge Starburst from the Pina Colada Starburst
1. I feel as though Wonder Woman’s shapely thighs and ample bosom is mocking me. I flipped the calendar today and this month’s superhero art has this caption: “The Amazon Princess breaks up a terrorist…
How I forgot to dust off the Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me Vibe making me the worst creepy fangirl ever
I’ve been so busy working on the Fortress of Solitude that I have totally forgotten to lube up the Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me™ Vibe so it was ready to go by Friday when…
Frank portman interview
The dreamy Michael Schaub of bookslut interviews Frank Portman of King Dork fame.
Is there something wrong she said or, how Eddie Vedder made me cry
Despite all my work on the Fortress of Solitude, I managed to catch the Pearl Jam Storytellers not once, but twice this weekend. For various and sundry reasons having to do with a death of…