No evening of total indulgence and self-decadence would be complete without a healthy orgasm or two (or three). So, I’m upstairs doing my business, practicing my little heart out when I hear one of my…
Date Archives December 2006
Taking the New Year’s celebration into my own hands
It’s been raining for two days straight and now that rain has changed to snow. It really is pretty, and it’s been a long time since we’ve seen snow in Minnesota. Watching the flakes pile…
Questions I asked Wolfdogg tonight
Who played bass for the Ramones? It was Dee Dee and he is my favorite Ramone now, because I watched “Rock and Roll High School” and dude he’s the hottest one ever. And, apparently, he’s…
The new love of my life
Isn’t she glorious? She arrived around noon today. I carefully disrobed her and then spent an hour making sweet sweet love to her, strumming and singing “I love you Darren. I love you Darren. Darren,…
Come here mama and dig this crazy scene
We used to go to the Golden Chair because Anderla had a thing for Eau Claire rockers and I had a thing for cold, cold beer and darts. The Chair, as we called it, was…
If only I could just think of the right opening line
It has come to my attention that while 2006 was supposed to be my year, it totally was not my year. Why? Because I had no sex with anyone other than me in all of…
At least we didn’t have to explain what ass to mouth was
The presents were all opened and the dinner eaten, when the family settled in for a bit of game playing. Sister #2 had gotten Sister #4 a Deal or No Deal game at Walgreens (Tony…
My Christmas Wish for You, Darling Ones
I haven’t opened a single Christmas present yet, but I already got the best gift I’m gonna get this year. You see, Saturday night I had myself a little panic attack. I was still pretty…
Happy Birthday Sister #2
It was on this day in 1970something (I can’t remember how old she is) that I became a sister! Happy Birthday Sister #2.
Googling under the influence of slow, sappy Wilco songs can be hazardous to your mental health
There comes a time in the night after being awake for so many hours (insomnia can suck my left one) when your computer should just automatically turn off because nothing good could come from anything…