The wedding was beautiful. I would show you, but somewhere around Golden Valley I realized I’d forgotten my camera. I have to tell you that these family functions are about 92,914 times better when you have young children in tow.

First of all, they’re great conversation topics. Second of all, they’re damn funny. All five of the kidlings thought it was the greatest thing ever when we raised our champagne flutes and shouted Cheers! Of course, that means we had to do it about 84 more times. Let me tell you this, you can get a good buzz on from drinking 84 sips of champagne in a 12 minute period.

The best part, however, was little Liam, Piam Pudding Pop (pictured below at a different occassion)

He was the dancing king. The 18-month-old tot busted a move the entire time the DJ played. This wouln’t be astonishing if he wasn’t shaking his groove thing for an entire three hours after his bedtime. He was the hit of the wedding. I’ve never seen a kid dance for so long. It was awesome.