Yeah, so I loved JPod with a passion. The novel’s characters all work for a software company and do stupid things, just like me! So I’ve decided to insert myself into the novel, doing many of the stupid time-wasters they do.
Name: Jodi Chromey
Non-work e-names: jodichromeysupergenius; jodi, queen of the underground; jodi@iwilldare.com; geminimat
Preferred Room Tempature: about 74F
Favorite Game: Trivial Pursuit
Preferred Simpsons Character: Ralph Wiggum
Preferred Karaoke Song: Has never actually sang, but might maybe sing Dead Flowers by the Rolling Stones
Food group most prevalent in work cubicle: The Beverage group, I can often be found with a Diet Coke with Lime, Mango-Flavored Propel Vitamin Enahnced Fitness Water, Dasani, Diet Lipton Green Tea with Citrus, and a cup of Tropical Citrus Green Tea in various states of drankeness at my desk
Does she consider herself normal: yeah, totally
Most disturbing trait: singing along with any song she knows no matter where she hears that song
74 is way too hot. For optimal comfort, 66 is the preferred temperature.
UH: Wimmen get nippy at 66*.
Oh! Nevermind.
“Me fail english? That’s unpossible!” – Ralph Wiggum
Best. Simpsons. Quote. Ever.