some things you ought to know, or a vain attempt on my part to stay awake during meeting #492 in a 498-meeting series

• i only have one more day of work after today, then i get to go to Duluth with FFJ and see David Sedaris
• if you call me your cinnamon girl, i will totally sleep with you
• meetings blow
• i only have one more day to get my story done for The Loft’s Mentorship program, i have decided that kelly and i should win this year because it’d be so rad to go through that with her
• my cleavage-area is quite itchy as though my left breast has developed a sudden allergy to my right breast
• there is no surreptitious way to scratch one’s cleavage when there is someone else in the room
• free lunch never, ever blows
• i want the Beautiful Girls DVD for my birthday
• and some lilies
• i think they are starting to get suspicious that i am doing more typing than talking because i tend to talk a lot all the time when i am meetings so i stay awake

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10 Comments

  1. number 2 pencil 19.Apr.06 at 2:20 pm

    use me to scratch your problem area.

  2. UH 19.Apr.06 at 6:11 pm

    cinnamon girl, a v-e-i-n attempt?

  3. jodi 19.Apr.06 at 6:46 pm

    should it be vane?

  4. UH 19.Apr.06 at 11:00 pm

    Now you’re just being silly.

  5. jodi 19.Apr.06 at 11:01 pm

    no, really, i’m not being silly. i have no idea what it should be.

  6. PeeWee 20.Apr.06 at 9:45 am

    I thought it was v-a-n-e.

  7. NBFB 20.Apr.06 at 11:21 am

    vein = carries blood
    vane = weather vane
    vain = vanity; also correct contextual usage for the subject of this post.

  8. jodi 20.Apr.06 at 12:22 pm

    i forgot about vain! you’re so smart NBFB. i am gonna fix it!

  9. wolfdog 20.Apr.06 at 12:55 pm

    Mudvayne – Metal Band, see Korn.

  10. PeeWee 21.Apr.06 at 12:21 am

    oh yeah, v-a-i-n. durrrrrr.