FFJ and i are drunk in a hotel in Duluth, Minnesota, which is right next door to wisconsin. we went to see David Sedaris read, he did very well and talked about how distincter rhymed with sphincter and because i never realized that until right now, that’s why he is a much better writer than me.

anyway, FFJ has decided that we are gonna do a podcast. it’s called bookclub bitches. because we are kinda bitchy in bookclub. currently we are a bookclub of two because the other bitches either left or had babies and well, there you have that. if yoou would like to join our bookclub we would be more than happy to have you. because we are open and nice.

FFJ has just gone to get some ice. i am not sure what the ice is for, but then i am drunk.

so anyway (again), FFJ and i just recorded our first podcast. you will probably never ever get to hear it because i am drunk and i think i giggled through the whole thing and i talked about how absolutely shitty the secret life of bees was, which isn’t even the book we were podcasting about.

also, FFJ just eats ice, like chewing on it and shit.

so now we are gonna listen to our podcast and if you want, i might let you listen to it too. maybe

that is all.