so my pal Wolfdogg totally taught me how to send mp3s to the Razr. So now, to makes sure I keep my title as all-time queen of the dorks, instead of playing the Inspector Gadget theme song whenever my phone rings, it now plays “I Will Dare.”

Oh yeah, that’s right. I can’t wait for someone to call me (which will probably be like on Thursday or some such nonsense).

In other news, I’m hosting bookclub tonight at Supergenius Headquarters, the place is a mess and all I really want to do today is sit around in my pajamas and my new t-shirt from the EFF and talk about David Sedaris and my little trip to Duluth. I do not what to clean, however I am really looking forward to talking about the Shitty Shitty Secret Life of Bees, because it was very nearly one of the worst books I have ever read. ever.