things are super hectice busy here in the land of copywriting and work. so busy that i’m pretty much ignoring most everyone in a futile attempt to get some stuff done. i just moaned to…
Date Archives February 2006
romance the easy way
“i have a boyfriend,” jaycie, who is 8, announced. “who is it?” sister #4 asked. “booker, he’s so cute!” jaycie said. “how do you know he’s your boyfriend?” sister #3 asked. “because i like him,”…
the horizontal mambo
each night before i go to bed, i make an effort to straighten out my covers. i shake out the duvet and make sure the stripes on it are vertical, just like me. each morning…
cranky sans pants
the blech of the day followed me home. no amount of dancing without pants helped shake the crank. neither did sitting in the comfy green chair making fun of ice dancers and their head gear….
the chain of command can fucking bite me
i am trying so hard not to cry huge angry tears of sheer rage and outrage that my bottom lip is actually quivering of it’s own accord.
you got a voice like the last day of catholic school
since Supergenius Headquarters have been declared a pants-free zone for the past few days, it seems my ass has been liberated. in its absolute delight over being freed from the tyranny of the pants, it…