usually when i’m expecting a big delivery, i’m up front pacing our lobby, panting, and rubbing my nose against the window. this time, fedex snuck in when i wasn’t even looking. in fact, i was on my way out to pick up some lunch for me and al, the cutest girl on earth™, when i noticed a box on the front table with my name on it.
and it’s here. it’s so super sexxy, i just want to rub it all over my body.