No evening of total indulgence and self-decadence would be complete without a healthy orgasm or two (or three). So, I’m upstairs doing my business, practicing my little heart out when I hear one of my…
Date Archives 2006
Taking the New Year’s celebration into my own hands
It’s been raining for two days straight and now that rain has changed to snow. It really is pretty, and it’s been a long time since we’ve seen snow in Minnesota. Watching the flakes pile…
Questions I asked Wolfdogg tonight
Who played bass for the Ramones? It was Dee Dee and he is my favorite Ramone now, because I watched “Rock and Roll High School” and dude he’s the hottest one ever. And, apparently, he’s…
The new love of my life
Isn’t she glorious? She arrived around noon today. I carefully disrobed her and then spent an hour making sweet sweet love to her, strumming and singing “I love you Darren. I love you Darren. Darren,…
Come here mama and dig this crazy scene
We used to go to the Golden Chair because Anderla had a thing for Eau Claire rockers and I had a thing for cold, cold beer and darts. The Chair, as we called it, was…
If only I could just think of the right opening line
It has come to my attention that while 2006 was supposed to be my year, it totally was not my year. Why? Because I had no sex with anyone other than me in all of…