“what are you looking at?” i asked max. “the paper,” he said. “why?” i asked. “because paper makes me worry.” “paper makes you worry?” “because everynight i come downstairs and worry about the animals being…
Date Archives December 2005
you know it’s time to get out of the house when you find yourself crying over an episode of ‘a different world’
if relaxing were a sport, i’d be the MVP and heading to the all-star game. i’m really very good at vegging out. but there comes a time in every athlete’s career where they need to…
cooking for one isn’t all that much fun
if we were dating, you could have just had a delightful brunch filled with juice, eggs, potatoes, bagels, and sausage. and, if you promised to do the dishes, i’d totally let you talk me out…
march of the penguins or when two supergeniuses collide
the sisterclub christmas tradition usually includes presents/brunch in the morning followed by a break where everyone goes home to nap, and then in the evening we get together for a simple dinner, wine, and games….
who do i have to be to get my picture took with you?
“MUST YOU SING EVERY COMMERCIAL?” apparently sister #4 had enough after i sang the “ahh push it” commercial, the ‘i want my picture took’ commercial and some lame walmart home for the holidays commercial right…
the legend of the candy cane as retold by max, age 7
the candy cane symbolizes the canes the shepherds carry. it is also an upside down J for Jesus, the red represents jesus’ blood and the white is symbolic of the blood being washed away. this…
trying to make it far enough to the next time zone
i’ve spent most of the post-bowling evening listening to The Bootleg vol. 1: Commemorating 35 Years at First Avenue and reading through old, old, old iwilldare.com archives. i guess this is the time of year…
yumminess on the right
as i was heading out to lunch and shop with sister #3, we got to take a good long gander at adam, the neighbor on the right. and he was a wonder to behold. yummy….
i think it’s time to go make out with mike, the penguin humidifier
VIcks� Non-Drowsy DayQuil� LiquiCaps� can totally kiss my ass. it has done nothing, i say nothing to relieve my stuffy head, sore throat, coughing, aching, fever. nothing at all. is it possible to be immune…
the one where the old people are filled with the holiday spirit
she wore a flowing swirley red coat, it was very fancy and so long that it nearly, but not quite, covered the red sweatpants she wore underneath. i started to load my merchandise onto the…