Well this is by one of my absolutely favorite writers, & it makes me smile…
“no kidding,” sister #3 said, standing up and humping the air in front of her. “she needs to get over herself. now get the damn christmas spirit and go buy me a dildo, man.”
here’s a smile for you….
I’ll be relieved to get it off my chest. I’m in love with the most glorious man. Intelligent. Articulate. Open. Honest. Beautifully educated. Incredibly accepting and forgiving. Most virile and prolific (if you know what I mean!!) ….I wonder if I should tell my husband!!
Well this is by one of my absolutely favorite writers, & it makes me smile…
“no kidding,” sister #3 said, standing up and humping the air in front of her. “she needs to get over herself. now get the damn christmas spirit and go buy me a dildo, man.”
I would share mine with you if I had one.
OOOOOOGGGAAAAHHHHH
BOOOOOGGGAAAAHHHHH
That is all.
😀
Make a headline on your Printer’s Kit that says, “Jodi feels like poop, sources say.” and hang it up someplace visable in the office.
Then smile as everyone tries to cheer you up.
here’s a smile for you….
I’ll be relieved to get it off my chest. I’m in love with the most glorious man. Intelligent. Articulate. Open. Honest. Beautifully educated. Incredibly accepting and forgiving. Most virile and prolific (if you know what I mean!!) ….I wonder if I should tell my husband!!
wow. marin, i think you win.
i actually left the comfort of bloglines to come over here and send you a smile. 🙂
but that’s all i got right now.