things i know about the neighbor on the right

• his name is adam
• he has a giant Jaegermesiter banner in his garage
• he drives a little bmw convertible (it is white)
• he also drives a mercedes SUV
• he has a weird collage of pictures in his garage and amongst the pictures is a giant CREED logo
• he likes to rock on occassion

three more things
• he is not married
• he has a cute blonde girl that comes over sometimes and spends the night
• he also has a cleaning service come over and clean

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  1. dietcokegurl 09.Oct.05 at 10:44 pm

    Is he married? Straight? Cute? Available?
    Get on that!! BMW and Mercedes, nothin’ wrong with that!!

  2. jodi 09.Oct.05 at 10:45 pm

    oh i forgot. i will add those to the list!

  3. Placemat 10.Oct.05 at 9:34 am

    Wow, a CREED logo! He sounds dreamy.

  4. jodi 10.Oct.05 at 9:39 am

    yeah, obviously i will not be sleeping with the neighbor on the right anytime soon. plus, allegedly, he is short.

  5. UH 10.Oct.05 at 1:43 pm

    Short in more ways than one, if he has a Beemer AND a Benz.

  6. jodi 10.Oct.05 at 1:48 pm

    UH are you making fun of his penis?

  7. UH 10.Oct.05 at 2:01 pm

    Well he’s definitely compensating for something. Although I must state for the record that I have no knowledge of any kind regarding said neighbor or his penis.


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