1. clean the refrigerator
2. clean the stove
3. clean the bathroom
4. spend the night practicing ardently, loudly, and relentlessly in each room of the apartment, until the neighbors complain
oh my god there was almost a five, i even typed it. mop the kitchen floor
6. hide the porn from the movers
7. oh, get some porn to hide from the movers
8. take out the garbage
9. sit and reminisce about the good times in the ghetto
10. write that post about UH and the tattoo
11. bring desk over to sister #2’s house
12. talk about max, penguins, and peru
13. turn up the damn radio because they are playing my ‘to destruction’ song that i love so much.