kare 11 news has this cutesy little sports feature it does once a week called perk at play. reporter eric perkins goes out and does something cute like play dodgeball, waterski, roller derby what not.

this week i was caught off-guard. this week, perk was playing ping-pong with a midget.

i am pretty sure if i have nightmares about ping-pong playing midgets (ala the midget cheerleader fiasco), that i’ll have an air tight case against kare 11 news. clearly, they don’t care about my pain and suffering.