it’s weird when you’re a writer and you have absolutely nothing to say. i always think it’s a little odd when i get an e-mail from someone who reads iwilldare.com, or meet someone who reads it and they say “your life is so interesting.” and i’m all, “how can it be? i do nothing.”
it’s also times like this, where i feel like i don’t have much to say, that makes me laugh at all those people who think they know inside and out, just from reading iwilldare.com. granted, you can get to know me pretty well by reading all those 392,928 archives and what not, but still, you can’t really ‘know’ someone totally just by reading a web site. why? because even though i haven’t posted much the past few days, my life continues. some people refuse to believe that i think things without writing about them, that i do stuff that never makes it onto the web, and that i exist when not perched in front of a computer screen.
and really, anyone who reads this stuff should be glad. it’s because i never, ever write about a majority (but not all, oh no, not all) of what i do during the day. and here’s why. this is my day thus far:
sleep until 8:23.
shower, and have murphy the hell kitty try to join me
decide hair does not really need to be brushed, add mystery spooj
stand naked in bedroom decided what to wear
decide that black shirt isn’t all that slutty, wear it
drive to work
conduct interview for user profile
talk to al
talk to al
talk to al and doug
check e-mail
talk to al and kelly
talk to al
go look at pictures of will’s cake
work
work
listen to awesome song from darling jason
work
eat a burrito for lunch. while eating burritos, watch hurricane news with al, the cutest girl on earth™. try not to cry, and succeed.
work
work
try not to fall asleep
talk to al
see? totally not interesting at all.
“stand naked in bedroom decided what to wear”
PIXPLZKTHXBI TIA
Oh, great, I broke your site.
Well, at least it was for a nudity comment, so I have that going for me, which is nice.
you perverted tendencies are breaking shit. you need to stop that!
I WILL DARE: The Novel
(subtitled: “My So-Called Life Club”)
By Jodi Chromey
Paperback: 224 pages
Publisher: Owl Books (May 1, 2007)
Language: English
ISBN: 0805076476
Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 5.5 x 0.6 inches
Summary:
Joni Chomey is a 30-something womam who has learned to live with her larger-than-life expectation when it comes to men, her job, her family, her world. This is because she is extrordinarily tall (“And of course Women’s Professional Basketball had to start AFTER I was too old for it”), and extrodinary opinionated about her world. She puts those opinions into words, and those words take shape on a web page that she runs in her free time – because she lives in Minnesota, which she says should have a motto of, “Minnesota: Cold, But You Will Have Lots of Free Time.”
All goes well in the life of Joni Chomey until – one day! – pirates attack! But they are very stupid pirates, as they have just invaded the land of 1,000 lakes, and instead of hitting those high seas, wound up at Jodi’s appartment.
But she is a ninja! And she kung-ful beats them all down. Except for the captain of course, who is atually actor Johnny Depp.
And so begins their advetnrues, together. Joni and Johnny cross the high seas, passionate bursting from their bosoms since neither have a bra on.
It’s the type of adventure that only comes once in a lifetime, from the type of writer that comes only when she’s “practicing.”
It’s I WILL DARE, a story of a lady who decides to take the future into her own hands (with the help of Johnny Depp and some ninjas).
Looks for it soon, at a bookstore near you!
I’ll be expecting 10% of your royalties, by the way. Get crackin’! 🙂
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