wow. i think i just had a major anxiety attack. i don’t think i’ve ever had one before. it was either that or a heartattack, and i know you don’t recover from those that quickly….
Date Archives August 2005
and the fortune cookie said “today’s preparation determines tomorrow’s achievement”
OH MY GOD I AM BUYING A HOUSE! this realization just kicked me in the face. what in the hell am i thinking?
cartoon tress cannot conceal it
i began my descent into hell around 10:40 a.m. it got even hellier by around noon. when people die and go to hell, i’m sure they spend a lot of time in long meetings about…
this is why they call them online journals, because you can write stupid stuff that means nothing to nobody but you because you want to remember it
way back when we used to be cool, Mel, ChiliD, and I used to play the island game. this was a game where you got to populate some tropical island with six to ten people…
but baby, baby, there’s fever in the funk house now
i’m wearing old one-wired orangey today. i didn’t have the time or emotional fortitude to deal with anything else. i was up until 3:30 this morning talking on the phone with The Reporter — making…
nostalgia essays
ok, so here’s the first book i ever wrote. it’s complete and unabridged for your reading pleasure. also, you can find out why i never had a single date in high school. i am sure…