roland has been released into the tender loving hands of DHL. if i had an iPod at the moment i would listen most unironically to the that cheezy sting song and perhaps shed a little tear and say a little prayer.
but i don’t have an iPod because i am an iPodless loser. yes, it is only in the abscence of the iPod that i realize how much i totally base my self-worth on my posession of this trendy gadget of the moment. and now, now i am nothing. i am less than nothing. i will probably cease to exist or something.