i was standing in line at the grocery store, digging around in my bag for my check card, when i noticed sara the swanky cell phone had a message. i popped her open and there was a text message from a phone number i didn’t recognize. “Do you know they have chocolate covered nutter butters at cub??”
i did what any sane person who doesn’t recognize the number would do. i replied, “so did you buy me some?”
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Of course you did, and that’s why you’re so damn fabulous.
Question–what do you do when some freak leaves a comment on your blog and you want to give a really witty response to it but you’re not sure you even want to mess with it?
http://stephenkingsgirl.blogspot.com/2005/06/summer-madness.html
if you’re curious…
No, I did not buy you any.
Did you get me any Magnum condoms?
*scowls at Tits McGee*
i’m chesty larue. sheesh.
Buck, you will have to bring your own. I spent all my money on Wesson oil and whipped cream.
xxoo
Tits McGee
Ha! Thank you for my first laugh of the day.
Aaaaand…bookmarked.