driving home from work, i was so engrossed in a particularly vivid sex fantasy that i totally missed my turn…
Date Archives June 2005
and nobody laughed but me, until i cried
“are you guys wearing the same shoes?” i asked seamus and kappa. “no,” seamus said. “i’m wearing the bonnie approved…
and then i beat him about the head and neck with a big, heavy stapler
“look, your nose is red from laughing so hard,” kappa said. “it is not,” i said. “it’s red with the…
tales of a 27th grade nothing
do you remember that scene in Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing where Peter Hatcher is talking about how much…
practice makes perfect or the reign of decadence continues
believe it or not, i’m not talking about masturbation. no instead i’m talking about my absolute brand-new favorite thing to…
an evening of decadence in which i can’t seem to stop crying
since i had the big creative breakthrough this afternoon, i decide to cater to my every whim tonight. so far…
holy shit i am spent
i just had a creative breakthrough of epic proportions here at work and now all i want to do is…
tuesday pros and cons
con: 8:15 in the a.m. mandatory all company meetings pro: seamus bringing in sweet delicious yummy coffee con: talking to…
the disturbing penis in my bed
so i’m sitting here breaking the cardinal rule of jodi (no computers in bed) and paco’s here with me. he…
KAPOW! attack of the super bitch
i just went from zero to superbitchy in like 45 seconds. i’m not kidding. it was probably the weirdest thing…