you’ve abandoned me, witty don’t live here anymore

i’ve been embroiled the last few days in work, sleeping and going to work. plus i’m in full-on monthly hormonal depression which has left me oddly silent. odd, because i am never silent. but when these bouts take over, i tend to pipe right down in order to keep the keyboard psychologists at bay (they are a cousin to the armchair quarterbacks). because when i’m in one of my moods the last thing i need is a bunch of people telling me to get my ass on the latest anti-depressant. what i need when i’m in this mood is for someone to say “hey i was just thinking about you” or “wow, i really missed you.” or, i need some man to use his tongue to trace that curvey blue vein on my hip.

speaking of which, can you think of any songs that mention hips? i’m onto a new playlist idea. so far i’ve only got “something is me” by paul westerberg and “album of the year” by the good life. i haven’t gotten that far in the investigation. probably because i can’t seem to stop listening to Andrew Bird’s “A Nervous Tic Motion of the Head to the Left.”

in other news, there isn’t much other news at all. i got a call from my dad telling me that i don’t have to work at the bowling alley on friday, which means that i’m done for the summer. you know what that means? that means i’m totally available for dates on fridays. act now! the spaces are filling up fast (god, sometimes i make myself laugh so hard that tears run from my eyes). also, i am going to go to my first ever bowling banquet on Friday May, 6th. i am so excited. like i got asked to the prom (which didn’t ever happen) excited. i’ve been working with these schmucks for like five years and this is the first time i ever got invited to the banquet. i promise to bring zippy the wondercam and use him prodigiously.

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20 Comments

  1. Natalie 28.Apr.05 at 1:11 pm

    PJ Harvey’s “Sheela-Na-Gig”: “I’m gonna take these hips to a man who cares.”

  2. jodi 28.Apr.05 at 1:17 pm

    oh, nice one!

  3. Chloe 28.Apr.05 at 1:43 pm

    Honey in Your Hips. I think Eric Clapton.

  4. Mick Jagger 28.Apr.05 at 1:54 pm

    Rolling Stones – Shake Your Hips

  5. Rivers Cuomo 28.Apr.05 at 1:56 pm

    Surely Island In the Sun has to count for something…

    “hip, hip…”

  6. jodi 28.Apr.05 at 1:57 pm

    rivers, i thought about and rejected both Island in the Sun and Hippie Hippie Shakes

  7. Cotton 28.Apr.05 at 2:02 pm

    Give me tambourines
    A pair of Shakin’ hips-

    A must for Roland, NOW!

    here, because i was in fact just thinking of you.

  8. Grandmaster Cash 28.Apr.05 at 3:25 pm

    Sugar Hill Gang – Rapper’s Delight

  9. Wendy 28.Apr.05 at 3:42 pm

    you must keep may 20th open for the boobie bash. you can bring zippy the wondercam and anyone else you want, but you must be there!

  10. zook 28.Apr.05 at 3:47 pm

    This Love by Maroon 5

    “My pressure on your hips
    Sinking my fingertips
    Into every inch of you
    Cause I know thats what you want me to do”

    Word! Yo!

  11. jodi 28.Apr.05 at 3:51 pm

    i love all the hips songs. i can’t wait to go home and make a playlist!

  12. elizabeth 28.Apr.05 at 3:53 pm

    onelinedrawing – bitte ein kusse

    “her hips, her hips are like seashells
    and i can hear the ocean when i listen”

    (i have been trying to remember what that song was ALL DAY 🙂 )

  13. jodi 28.Apr.05 at 6:28 pm

    cottonwood, i think i meant ‘ain’t got me’ but wrote ‘something is me.’ i’m a little retarded like that.

  14. wolfdog 28.Apr.05 at 7:01 pm

    Honeydogs – I Miss You

    ‘I miss your laughing lips, I miss your eyes and hips. Do you miss me? ’cause I miss you.’

  15. Damon 29.Apr.05 at 12:11 am

    Hip To Be Square?

    oh…you meant THOSE kind of hips…damn.

  16. Charles 29.Apr.05 at 12:22 am

    “Veronica” by Paw

  17. UH 29.Apr.05 at 9:21 am

    Little Eva – Locomotion

    Roy Orbison – Mean Woman Blues

    Stevie Ray Vaughan – Honey Bee

    David Bowie – Dirty Song

    Motley Crue – Rattlesnake Shake

  18. Dick 29.Apr.05 at 9:40 am

    Wait just a minute
    There’s a beautiful survivor
    With dancer’s legs and laughing eyes
    C’mon “snakehips”, it’s all over now
    Strap in tight cause it’s a long sweet ride

    Donald Fagan/Trans-Island Skyway
    way cool song

  19. Karen 01.May.05 at 6:02 pm

    Ani DiFranco – Fire Door

    I opened the fire door
    to four lips
    none of which were mine, kissing.

    Tightened my belt around my hips
    where your hands were missing.

  20. Kelly 03.May.05 at 10:54 pm

    Cleaning House — Grandpaboy (DMS)

    Cleaning House

    You wipe your lips on my mouth
    You wipe your lips on my mouth
    And you shake your HIPS, you’re cleaning house

    You scratch your thigh on my leg
    You scratch your thigh on my leg
    You made me rub my eyes, made me beg

    You let your hair hand down on my gut
    You let your hair hand down on my gut
    Now I won’t care, keeping your eyes shut

    You wipe your lips on my mouth
    You wipe your lips on my mouth
    And you shake your HIPS, you’re cleaning house