reasons why i’m going to hell, a quasi-confession from a recovering catholic

1. Every time I hit the nytimes.com front page (which is like 93,928) and see that story about the pope in the hospital, I immediately start singing “the pope’s gonna die” to the tune of the ‘Mats’ “Johnny’s Gonna Die”
2. I practice self-love (a lot)
3. I totally covet they neighbor’s house because of its mold-free carpet
4. I want to rain down hellfire and damnation upon the head of Shaky McDougal because he got a kickass job by totally taking credit for my last three years of work

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3 Comments

  1. JackassJimmy 02.Feb.05 at 6:50 pm

    As a recovering / still questioning catholic, I firmly believe self love was given to us as a coping mechanism for the effed’ up world we have to live in.

    Glad things went well with your pitch.

    J.J.

    P.S. Keep up the good work. I love reading your site.

  2. Dave 03.Feb.05 at 4:15 pm

    Hey Jodi, save a seat on the bus to hell for me. 🙂