1. Every time I hit the nytimes.com front page (which is like 93,928) and see that story about the pope in the hospital, I immediately start singing “the pope’s gonna die” to the tune of the ‘Mats’ “Johnny’s Gonna Die”
2. I practice self-love (a lot)
3. I totally covet they neighbor’s house because of its mold-free carpet
4. I want to rain down hellfire and damnation upon the head of Shaky McDougal because he got a kickass job by totally taking credit for my last three years of work
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As a recovering / still questioning catholic, I firmly believe self love was given to us as a coping mechanism for the effed’ up world we have to live in.
Glad things went well with your pitch.
P.S. Keep up the good work. I love reading your site.
Hey Jodi, save a seat on the bus to hell for me. 🙂
I have to pimp myself, only because you’re proof of what I was writing…