so someone at the Univeristy of Winnipeg has decided to use iwilldare.com as some sort of English lesson. weird. students have been directed all over the web and are supposed to be figuring out if what they are reading can/should be used as a source for, i assume, some sort of academic paper. the professor has sent them to something i wrote about reading.
so yeah, we’re all academic and shit now.
and please be warned that there will be influx of cursing here on iwilldare.com. i’ve been listening to David Sedaris’ Barrel Fever and other Stories in ruby to and from work. i’ve found that my inner voice has decided it’s a good idea to mimic that of Sedaris’ younger brother rooster. yes, mutherfucker. when i talk to myself in my own head, i sound like the mutherfuckin’ rooster. it’s starting to disturb me a little. but i’m pretty sure that Holden Caufield will take over soon. i’m re-reading Catcher in the Ryeas part of the as-yet-mentioned reading plan 2005.
“mutherfucker” just looks stoopit. If you’re going to curse, you should at least spell it correctly. I know you hate capitals, and serial commas, and shit like that – but misspelled curse words are lame.
oh no you didn’t. you did not just tell me it was ‘stoopit’ to spell motherfucker, mutherfucker. . .
OH YES I DID.
😛
UH! how could you?
When you understand, then you will be ready to move on to the next level, grasshopper.
Ack. Professor Hunter describes a web site as “Bookmarks on steroids!”
Is her English I class a prerequisite for Clich?s 101, or can they be taken concurrently?