i’ve decided that sometime in the future i would very much like to marry A.C. Newman. i hope he’s not midgety short. he looks tall. but then everyone looks tall on the internet.
Date Archives 2004
yet another weird dream in a week filled with weirder and weirder dreams
last night i dreamt my life was a soap opera. or something close to it. for some reason i was dating opie from the bowling alley. only opie was played by someone else and not…
he might be coming out
tonight, Robin wrote about her need for a gay brother-in-law. this reminded me of a story sister #2 told saturday night about jaycie and max. apparently the kidlings were talking about what they wanted to…
it’s ok to be a little jealous if your family isn’t this cool
on saturday we had our annual chromey v. chromey bowl-o-rama at the bowling alley. for the second year in a row, a member of the d. chromey (that’d be us) took home the trophy. this…
orgasm on a plate
i’ve been subsisting on cheese and crackers for the last four days. i have issues with thanksgiving turkey. issues that involve much vomit produced by my own body the friday after thanksgiving. this post-thanksgiving vomitting…
how i didn’t spend my 9-day thanksgiving vacation
? cleaning my apartment ? getting my portfolio together ? writing the next best american short story, due in class on december 9th ? staying conscious for more than 6 hours in a row, god…