i’ve shape-shifted from usual supergenius, to Superadultresponsiblegirl. SARG, as i like to call her, has had her ass kicked this week with busy business of being busy. work has come and made me its bitch,…
Date Archives 2004
about last night
from an e-mail sent to FFJ: so rob walks in with a fucking replacements t-shirt on and i nearly wet my pants. i mean, come on! is he trying to seduce me in the middle…
herbal essences
“did you start using some new hair product or something?” the artguy asked standing outside my cube. “i didn’t even wash my hair, why?” “well, i came around the corner and i was pummeled with…
press release hell
i’ve been writing the same press release for the last three days. someone, please just kill me now.
she’d rather be alone than just pretend
last night while i was getting my whoop(ing cough) on, i started to write a new story. i think this one is gonna break my heart right in two, and now all i want to…
the vegetable snob
a scene from monday night dinner: “you know life would be much easier if you just ate red meat,” sister #3 said over her plate of meatloaf and gravy. “i can’t.” “why?” “because of that…