it probably was not a good idea to ingest a medium mint condition from caribou at 6:30 tonight. but if sister #2 is kind enough to bring it the bowling alley for me, who am i to object? i mean really, that’d just been rude.

i was at the bowling alley because i had dinner with sister #3 and #4 in an evil ploy to not go grocery shopping tonight.

also, when wendy throws down a gauntlet, i can’t help but respond. because you know, i will dare and all that stuff.

3 Names you go by:
jodi
jodichromeysupergenius
supa g

3 screen names you have
GeminiMat
JodiChromey
Jodiwilldare

3 things you like about yourself
endless capacity for love
my extreme tolerance
excellent taste in music

3 things you dislike about yourself
my fickle indecisiveness
my weight
my procrastinatrix persona

3 parts of your heritage
1 part mean red
2 parts don’t give a damn

3 things that scare you
i’ll never be loved
worms
mushrooms

3 of your everyday essentials
gmail
diet coke with lime
New York Times Obituaries

3 things you are wearing right now
grey t-shirt
grey shorts
left sock

3 of your favorite bands/artists
the replacements
paul westerberg
elvis costello

3 of your favorite songs at present
you remind me of home, ben gibbard
the only living boy in new york, simon & garfunkel
unpack your adjectives, schoolhouse rocks

3 things you want to try in the next 12 months
start my own business
publish a short story
bring a date to sister #4’s wedding

3 things you want in a relationship
a challenge
honesty
independence

2 truths and a lie
i flunked 8th grade alegebra
i am left-handed
i have a weird republican fetish

3 physical things about the opposite or same sex that appeals to you
Height
sense of humor
independent thought

3 things you just can’t do
lose weight
maintain a healthy relationship with the opposite sex
listen to the last song on suzanne vega’s solitude standing album

3 of your favorite hobbies
reading
writing
babysitting

3 things you want to do really badly right now
watch episode 5 of twin peaks season 1
call in sick to work
eat the last cookie

3 careers you’re considering
writer
entrepreneur
kept woman

3 places you want to go on vacation
venice
prague
seattle

3 kids names
jaycie
max
cade
(hey they’re three kids that i know)

3 things you want to do before you die
MFA
have a kid
write a book

3 people who have to take this quiz now or eat a spider!
robin
damon
tam