i fell asleep reading tom wolfe’s Stalking the Billion-Footed Beast and when i woke up, i discovered that i had the best bedhead ever. ever.
Date Archives December 2004
the fourth and fifth circles of hell
for lunch today i entered the fifth circle of hell, not to be confused with Hell, Inc. my place of employment, rather a wholly different kind of hell. the hell formerly known as the mall….
a moment to brag
and just like that i’m done. christmas cards are mailed, secret santa gift is mailed, and christmas shopping is done. god it feel good. now i just have to wrap, which is my favorite part.
wunderwuss
if you don’t live in minnesota, you might not know that the entire world was turned into a skating rink last night. every last inch of the outside is coated with a fine sheen of…
four more days four more days four more days until christmas break
i’m a little excited by the upcoming christmas break. i get to take an entire ELEVEN DAYS IN A ROW off from Hell, Inc. ELEVEN! it’s going to give me some kinda good practice for…
checking the list twice
i’ve just finished addressing and licking and whatnotting my christmas cards. monday i will venture forth into the post office and buy some more stamps. you should probably pray that i make it out alive,…
Reasons I Cannot Go to Joe’s Garage with Wendy on Fridays
1. i would miss watching the bowlers try to put the ninja and the alien into odd sex positions 2. who would get the miller high life, the champagne of beers, for that one guy?…
can i get a woop woop
can i get a woop woop? do you know how excited this station makes me? hey, they even have a blog. now, i wonder if they’re hiring. . .
festivus avoidance
instead of partaking in Hell, Inc.’s corporate festivus hooha festival at the Mall of America, i’m going to take a nap. i feel completely unequipped to deal with life in any way lately. i don’t…
truth & beauty: a friendship
for the past week or so, i’ve been listening to Ann Patchett’s Truth & Beauty: A Friendship. it’s a book she wrote about her friendship with poet Lucy Grealy. Grealy, whose Autobiography of a Face…