i fell asleep reading tom wolfe’s Stalking the Billion-Footed Beast and when i woke up, i discovered that i had…
Date Archives December 2004
the fourth and fifth circles of hell
for lunch today i entered the fifth circle of hell, not to be confused with Hell, Inc. my place of…
a moment to brag
and just like that i’m done. christmas cards are mailed, secret santa gift is mailed, and christmas shopping is done….
wunderwuss
if you don’t live in minnesota, you might not know that the entire world was turned into a skating rink…
four more days four more days four more days until christmas break
i’m a little excited by the upcoming christmas break. i get to take an entire ELEVEN DAYS IN A ROW…
checking the list twice
i’ve just finished addressing and licking and whatnotting my christmas cards. monday i will venture forth into the post office…
Reasons I Cannot Go to Joe’s Garage with Wendy on Fridays
1. i would miss watching the bowlers try to put the ninja and the alien into odd sex positions 2….
can i get a woop woop
can i get a woop woop? do you know how excited this station makes me? hey, they even have a…
festivus avoidance
instead of partaking in Hell, Inc.’s corporate festivus hooha festival at the Mall of America, i’m going to take a…
truth & beauty: a friendship
for the past week or so, i’ve been listening to Ann Patchett’s Truth & Beauty: A Friendship. it’s a book…