For all you googlers:
Oh when you’re down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you will find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the Mecca of love the candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats it’s a wonderland of sweets
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells it’s a treat as they march across the land
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground
Turn around it astounds it’s a dancing candy tree
In the candy cave the imagination runs so free
so now Charlie will you please go into the cave.
Blue: Heeeeeey Charliee, hey charlieee, wake up
Pink: yeah charlie, u silly sleepy head, wake uuuup.
Charlie: Ughh, oh god, u guys.. this ed bettter be pretty friggin important, is the meadow on fire
Blue: Noooo Charlie, we found a map to candy mountaiiinnn, candy mountain charlie
Pink: yeah, charlie, we’re going to candy mountaiiinnn, come with us charlieee
Blue: yeah charlie, it will be an adventureee, we’re going on an adventure charliee
Charlie: yeah, candy mountain, right, im just gonna u know, go bak to sleep now
Blue: nooooo, charlie, u have to come with us to candy mountain
Pink: yeah charlie, candy mountain. its a land of sweets and joy and joyness
Charlie: please stop bouncing on me
Blue: CANDY MOUNTAIN charliee
Pink:yeah, candy mountain
Charlie: alright fine, ill go with u to candy mountain
Blue and pink: la la la la, alal lal
Charlie: enough with the singing already
Blue: our first stop is over there charlie
Charlie: oh god, what is that
Blue: its a leopleuradon charlie
Pink: a magincal leoplueradon
Blue: its gunna guide our way to candy mountain
Charlie: alright guys, u do no theres no actuall candy mountain right?
Blue: shaa the non-beleiver
Pink: shaaa
Blue: shaaaaaaaana
Charlie: yeah
Leopleuradon: (screech [long])
Blue: it has spoken
Pink, it has told us the wayyyy
Charlie: it didnt say nething
Blue: its just over this bridge charlie
Pink: this magical bridge of hope and wonder
Charlie: is ne1 else getting like covered in splinters, seriously guys, we shouldnt b on this thing
Blue:charrrrrliiee ( 3 1/2x)
Charlie: im rite here, wudda ya want
Blue: were on a bridge charlieee… were heeere
Charlie: Well wudda ya no, there actually is a candy mountain
Blue: candy mountain, candy mountain, u fill me with sweet sugary goodness
Pink: go inside the candy mountain cave charlie
Blue: yeah charlie, go inside the cave, magical wonders that behold when u enter
Charlie: yeah, thanx but no thanx, i gunna stay out here
Pink: but u have to enter the candy mountain candy cave charlie
C-a-n-d-y: ( music ) Oh when ur down and looking for sum cheering up, than just head right up to the candy mountain cave, when u get inside, ull find urself a cheeeery land, such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land. they got lolipops and gummi drops and candy things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day, its impossible to wear a frown in candy town, its the mecca of lovely candy cave.. the’ve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy mats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets, ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells, its a treat as they march across the land, cherry ribbons stream across the sky and into the ground, turn around, it astounds, its the dancing candy tree, and the candy cains imaginations runs so free, so now charlie plz will u go into the cave ( blows up )
Charlie: alright fine, ill go into the freakin camdu cave, this ed better be good
Pink and Blue: yahahahah
Blue: goodbye charlie
Pink: yeah, goodbye charlie
Charlie: goodbye? what? ( door closes ), hey! wuts goin on here, hello? (footsteps) who is that? (club hitting charlie)
(wakes up) Charlie: oww god, what happened. Ahh they took my friggin kidney.
dubTF? I was waiting for him to charge the other two and throw them off the “magical” bridge.
Shun the non-believer!
For all you googlers:
Oh when you’re down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you will find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the Mecca of love the candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats it’s a wonderland of sweets
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells it’s a treat as they march across the land
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground
Turn around it astounds it’s a dancing candy tree
In the candy cave the imagination runs so free
so now Charlie will you please go into the cave.
“It’s a leopluradon charlie a magical Leopluradon.
charrrrrrrrllllliiiiieeee chaaaaaaarlllllieeeeee charrrrrrrrrrllllllliiiiieeeeee chaaaaaaarllliiieeee
im right here what dya want?
we’re on a bridge Charlie!!!
We’re here! Omg there really is a candy mountain!
SHun the NoN-bElIeVeR!
charlie non-believer…….shunnn……shunnnannn
it would be an adventure….we’re going on an adventure….charlie
( blue unicorn:) he has spoken…(pink unicorn: )it told us the way…(charlie: )it didnt say anything….
(blue unicorn:)candy moutain …candy moutain fill me with sweet sugary goodness
were goin to candy mountain…come with us charlie
YA?, WELL I GOT ALL THE LYRICS :
Charlie the Unicorn Script”
Blue: Heeeeeey Charliee, hey charlieee, wake up
Pink: yeah charlie, u silly sleepy head, wake uuuup.
Charlie: Ughh, oh god, u guys.. this ed bettter be pretty friggin important, is the meadow on fire
Blue: Noooo Charlie, we found a map to candy mountaiiinnn, candy mountain charlie
Pink: yeah, charlie, we’re going to candy mountaiiinnn, come with us charlieee
Blue: yeah charlie, it will be an adventureee, we’re going on an adventure charliee
Charlie: yeah, candy mountain, right, im just gonna u know, go bak to sleep now
Blue: nooooo, charlie, u have to come with us to candy mountain
Pink: yeah charlie, candy mountain. its a land of sweets and joy and joyness
Charlie: please stop bouncing on me
Blue: CANDY MOUNTAIN charliee
Pink:yeah, candy mountain
Charlie: alright fine, ill go with u to candy mountain
Blue and pink: la la la la, alal lal
Charlie: enough with the singing already
Blue: our first stop is over there charlie
Charlie: oh god, what is that
Blue: its a leopleuradon charlie
Pink: a magincal leoplueradon
Blue: its gunna guide our way to candy mountain
Charlie: alright guys, u do no theres no actuall candy mountain right?
Blue: shaa the non-beleiver
Pink: shaaa
Blue: shaaaaaaaana
Charlie: yeah
Leopleuradon: (screech [long])
Blue: it has spoken
Pink, it has told us the wayyyy
Charlie: it didnt say nething
Blue: its just over this bridge charlie
Pink: this magical bridge of hope and wonder
Charlie: is ne1 else getting like covered in splinters, seriously guys, we shouldnt b on this thing
Blue:charrrrrliiee ( 3 1/2x)
Charlie: im rite here, wudda ya want
Blue: were on a bridge charlieee… were heeere
Charlie: Well wudda ya no, there actually is a candy mountain
Blue: candy mountain, candy mountain, u fill me with sweet sugary goodness
Pink: go inside the candy mountain cave charlie
Blue: yeah charlie, go inside the cave, magical wonders that behold when u enter
Charlie: yeah, thanx but no thanx, i gunna stay out here
Pink: but u have to enter the candy mountain candy cave charlie
C-a-n-d-y: ( music ) Oh when ur down and looking for sum cheering up, than just head right up to the candy mountain cave, when u get inside, ull find urself a cheeeery land, such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land. they got lolipops and gummi drops and candy things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day, its impossible to wear a frown in candy town, its the mecca of lovely candy cave.. the’ve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy mats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets, ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells, its a treat as they march across the land, cherry ribbons stream across the sky and into the ground, turn around, it astounds, its the dancing candy tree, and the candy cains imaginations runs so free, so now charlie plz will u go into the cave ( blows up )
Charlie: alright fine, ill go into the freakin camdu cave, this ed better be good
Pink and Blue: yahahahah
Blue: goodbye charlie
Pink: yeah, goodbye charlie
Charlie: goodbye? what? ( door closes ), hey! wuts goin on here, hello? (footsteps) who is that? (club hitting charlie)
(wakes up) Charlie: oww god, what happened. Ahh they took my friggin kidney.
They took my figgn kidney OMG CHARLIE(me) ROCKS