ok, so far the story is called “the toilet duck incident.” yeah, i am never going to be able to show my face in class again. next time i wait this long to do my homework would someone kindly kick my ass? the only way to save face is to come straight home from class and then stick my head in the oven.
there’s nothing else i can do to recover from what will be the utter humiliation of this most wretched story.
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Don’t worry…if you could pour out creativity on demand it wouldn’t be so valuable.
You’ll go and share your story and it’ll be just fine.
Who knows – maybe someday you’ll take this story, go to Los Angeles to build the screenplay and see your own name on a screen five feet long and luminous!
can’t be done because tonight i’m gonna make a pillow on the oven door. and maybe someday someone like paul westerberg will write a song about me.
I will.
And I’ll call it The Toilet Duck Incident Song.
the toilet duck incident song! you should write it even if i don’t die.
I’ve never written a song before!
As soon as you finish your short story, I will write one! Minus the music and the singing, all you get is the lyrics.
I’ll talk to St. Paul about putting together some type of score and all that good technical musical stuff.
13 pages and still an hour to go. you better get writing baby.