– read the past three years worth of words-of-the-day from your page-a-day calendar
– slunk way down in your chair until your head rests on the back of it and stare aimlessly at the ceiling. claim to be thinking of anyone asks what you’re doing.
– fantasize about the boy you want
– chew gum
– check work and personal e-mail 394 times and wonder why nobody ever e-mails you
– sing “what about mine” softly to yourself and sigh about how paul westerberg can probably read your mind or something, get a little creeped out
– wonder what to have for lunch
– purge all the useless names from your trillian buddylist, who the hell were all those people?
– wish your eyes were the color of the diet coke with lime cap
– wonder if you will ever have sex with another person again
– check your e-mail to see if anyone e-mailed you yet
– find out what story you have to read for class next week
– remember that bowling starts tonight, smile a little
– yawn
– make a list of all the stuff you need to do before the end of next week, include stuff you’ve already done to make it look as though you did stuff
– snap gum until someone yells “stop it!”