potent quotables

i collect the things that people say. it’s an addiction. i say it’s all fodder for my writing, but mostly i just like to collect the things that people say and/or write. a lot of these i get while in meetings at work. because i work with funny people here’s a list of recent favorites:
“this going to be even worse than before,” in a meeting about upcoming projects.
“i’ll admit it, i’m part of the problem.”
“i know we’re the bump on the log.”
“can i go? i got shit to freak out about.”
“you can only hate one thing a day from now on.”
“we can’t use that, you know it’s going to translate into something like ‘pump yourself in the company of others.'”

i also collect them places other than work.
“You are such a brat it transcends universal physical laws.”
“she may or may not have touch his crouch, and that’s enough.”

that’s all i got right now.

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3 Comments

  1. heather 23.Jun.04 at 12:10 pm

    i know where the transendent brat one came from! 😉

  2. Sean 23.Jun.04 at 3:47 pm

    Officially linked.

    Mayhem.

  3. rolpol 24.Jun.04 at 5:57 pm

    Here’s a new for for you : ‘The referee’s a wanker’

    Love from all the people in England