1. my loneliness and heartache have been eaten by a tapeworm. i’m pretty sure of this because i ate lunch at noon and right now my stomach is rumbling it’s so pissed off and empty. and sadly because my stomach was rumbling and pissed off at about 10 a.m. despite breakfast i already ate the apple i brought for an afternoon snack. poor rumbling and pissed off stomach.
2. i am looking for a new crush. i’m currently taking applications.
3. i’ve decided i’m leaving work at 4:30 today (that is if the bosslady is gone) and you can’t stop me.
4. that is all.
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Where can I fill out a crush application?
you can fill it out right here:
1. what makes you crushworthy?
2. why would you be a perfect crush for jodi?
3. will you freak out when jodi gets all crushyeyed toward you and starts fantasizing abotu things she would never tell her mother about? why or why not?
4. what’s your name?
5. is that all?
I figured you could move from Paul to Tommy Stintson for a change of pace 🙂