The one where I turn into an alien from V

I woke up this morning, the first time at 6:30 a.m., to discover there is a dryish, scaly-feeling sort of rash-like thing happening on the back of my neck. The right side specifically. I went to bed scale free and bam! now I have scales. Chances are I was visited by aliens while I slept. This is the only logical explanation I can think of for getting a weird right-side-of-the-back-of-the-neck rash during the night.

It kind of hurts and though I know I should, I can’t stop touching it. My inability to stop touching it will probably hasten the the alien takeover of my body (we’ve all seen V, right?) I promise to be a good alien and not shoot you dead or eat your head or go out all night eating cars. I won’t eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too, Mercurys and Subarus. I will stop, I won’t keep eatin cars and then when there’s no more cars I won’t go out at night and eat up bars where people meet face to face, dance cheek to cheek.

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  1. Doug 20.May.09 at 12:10 am

    Go easy on eating the guitars–alien or not, you can’t digest the strings. And boy, do they take a long time coming out the other end.

    It’s worse than anal probing.

    Don’t ask. Just don’t.

  2. Zook 20.May.09 at 9:51 am

    From V to Blondie – your mind is a steel trap of obscure knowledge and I love it!

  3. RJ 20.May.09 at 8:04 pm

    Hydrocortisone = rapture

  4. FS 20.May.09 at 9:23 pm

    “Rapture” is the most f’ed up song ever.

  5. Kristy 21.May.09 at 9:19 pm

    Aww… I wanna watch V and I can’t

  6. Rath 05.Jun.09 at 6:46 pm

    You must have seen the trailer for the “V” remake that’s coming up next year.


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