so thanks to my beloved brother-in-law ruby is the proud new owner of a 12-disc CD player. we still need to get her a fancy faceplate, to cover the hole left by the extraction of…
Date Archives May 2004
pimp my ride
ruby and i are off to go get pimped. i hope this goes as smoothly as planned. ruby really does need a CD player, more than anything else. now i am off to go choose…
warthogs v. fairies
the tradition started last year continued when the warthogs squared off against the fairies with mamala serving as all-time pitcher. the game was going swell, until tony had to save a duck from the mean…
in memory of my pantslessness
i had to put on pants and i’m none too thrilled about it. one should not be required to wear pants on a sunday. i think it needs a constitutional amendment. i’m soon off to…
yet another trick
the wolves won tonight, in what those who write cheesedog sports stories would call a barn burner. speaking of the worlves, i stunned a friend thursday night. it was sort of nice. just when i…
a throne fit for a queen
once upon a time there was a lonely girl who bought a fabulous blue couch. the couch was the only swanky furniture in the humble abode of the lonely girl, making it the loneliest fabulous…