the FDA has just announced that greenbag starburst jellybeans and diet coke with lime are the new breakfast of champions. expect to see my face on the bag of jellybeans soon.
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Oh dear… This isn’t going to turn out like the “Life cereal’s Mikey ate Pop Rocks whole, then washed them down with Coke right before a sex scene in a soft-core porno, and the jostling made his stomach explode, and no one noticed because they thought he was acting out an orgasm” urban legend, is it?
I’m not sure I’m a big fan of Diet Coke with Lime, but the new breakfast of champions HAS to be healthier than the one the FDA approved when I was in college. Nothing like a Jolt cola and a pack of twinkies to make sure you’d stay awake in your 8 AM Econ class. (I’m getting sick just thinking about it. I can’t believe I used to do that twice a week.)
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Horrid. Although I have been craving some Ding Dongs lately …