today when i got to work there was an icy cold bottle of the refreshing and delicious diet coke with lime sitting on my desk. webboy got it for me. he wins the award for…
Date Archives February 2004
words cannot express
i cried all the way from work tonight. big, fat, soggy tears just rolling down my face and getting my scarf all wet. today, i found out a co-worker who was five months pregnant lost…
kicked out of the club
i am so getting kicked out of the stalker of the month club. just last night as i waxed poetically to the TTHM about one mr. dave eggers being the father of my future children….
germ expulsion
i’d probably get over this cold a lot faster if i could stop sneezing long enough to fall back to sleep. i was doing really well until about midnight, then the sneezing started. i’m sneezing…
conclusionary leaps
i’ve decided that the world would be a much easier place for me to live in if all men under 5’10” were hideously unattractive OR if it were some sort of law that all men…
five scenes from a dream
i had a dream on friday night that i can’t seem to stop thinking about. it’s unsual for a dream to stick with me so long. usually they are pushed out of my thoughts by…