my, my we’re a little touchy

i went medieval on poor jeff. from my comment:
ok, you can wear whatever you like to work, but you can only earn 70 cents to every dollar i earn. does that sound like a deal?

you can also wear the comfortable panty hose, the bra, the thong and you can apply weird chemicals to your face in hopes that you look like a pretty colorful bird.

also, you have to spend a majority of your life worrying about how you look and what men think about how you look and whether your boobs and/or ass are big and/or small enough for most everyone. you have to worry about how you don’t look like the girls in the movies and the magazines and how that makes you feel bad about yourself.

oh and another thing, you have to deal with people who talk to your boobs and not to your face.

you also have to worry about a biological clock that keeps ticking away and wonder if you’ll ever find a man who will put up with your too small/big boobs/ass.

and if you do happen to find someone who doesn’t care about the boob/ass thing and you are young enough that the biological clock hasn’t started ticking then you cna worry about how you are going to raise a family and work and still be fulfilled while doing dishes.

and if you don’t give a rats ass about the biological clock or the manfinding, then well you can just deal with the societal pressure to marry and the intrusive questions about why you aren’t married and let everyone think you are a lesbian.

ok?

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3 Comments

  1. Bonny 09.Sep.03 at 8:55 am

    To Jeff: Khaki is not a color, it’s a WEAVE.

  2. Jeff 09.Sep.03 at 10:42 am

    Jeez cripes woman… You couldn’t just post your scathing comments on my site, you had to put them here too.
    You know, having a penis isn’t exactly a picnic either, but I’ll spare you the list of cons. Can’t a guy complain about his boring wardrobe without a lecture or lesson in textiles?
    It’s ok though, take it out on me. That’s what I’m here for. And I accept your apology.

  3. jodi 09.Sep.03 at 10:44 am

    sorry.