i don’t know what i’m so surprised. one of the reasons i love Liz Phair so much is that she’s just so out there. she sings about sex that not only sounds so sexxy, but so real. it’s like she’s not ashamed of anything. i envy that. i want to be like her when i grow up.

i love the song flower, “every time I see your face i think of things unpure, unchaste . . . hair’s too long and in your eyes, your lips a perfect suck me size.” and that’s the clean part.

so i’m used to her raciness. but tonight, while i was listening to the new H.W.C., i nearly choked on my kool-aid.

i was bouncing along to the song, it’s really poppy, like you’d hear it on the radio and then i hear, all you do is fuck me every day and night . . . i’m lookin good and feeling nice . . . gimme your hot white cum, gimme your hot white cum . . ..

i wasn’t sure if it was cum or cock. so i had to listen to the song another 38,229 times to be sure. it is cum.

wow, and i thought was beyond shock. it’s good to know that i have not, in fact, heard everything.