there’s a vast ebay consipiracy going on, i am sure of it. what else would explain why saved by the bell board games are selling for $41, why VHS tapes of all saved by the…
Date Archives 2002
no place for you that i know
i am stealing this totally rad music lyric thing from the lovely ms. jena. see, you’re supposed to describe yourself using the lyrics of on artist. in this case paul westerberg and the replacements count…
snapping in the backend
i am convinced that every sport has some sort of magic lingo that only makes sense to those who partake in the sport. after hearing “they’re snapping in the back ends,” about 1000 times last…
i’m not a prize for you, no trophy too
last night as i sat huddled above “the little friend” one hand tangled in my hair and another reaching out for the warmth radiating from the space heater hidden under the bar, craig approached the…
mistress never tell a lie
about an hour ago the bossman strolled past: “good morning jodi,” he said. “good morning cocksucker,” i said. only i said the cocksucker part in my head, because i didn’t feel like getting fired today.
save me, save me, be the light in my eyes
i feel a little like i’ve been hit by a truck, but really i’ve only been hit by a clue. i’ve spent most of my five days off in a depressive funk, sleeping as much…