dreamy techdoof gage and his beautiful wife just stopped by with their brand spanking new baby girl eden. i am so jealous i could eat my own spleen. i want a beautiful little redhaired baby girl right now. if i don’t have a baby soon, i might just die from longing.
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God do you know what those things cost? Not to mention that I am not even sure I am going to have a steady job for 18 MONTHS let along 18 years. I have been seriously thinking about getting a vasectomy
you have got to be kidding me. why?
Any time you start feeling like having a baby, you are more than welcome to borrow any one of my three teenagers (all right, one teenager and two about-to-be), or better yet any two of them for the weekend. If spending two days with moody teens doesn’t put you off having babies, well, there’s no hope for you.
Because having kids is the quickest way to poverty. any my generation is already screwed financially. Here read this and then rethink your desire for kids
http://www.fortune.com/sitelets/genwrecked/index.html
see, i think you have to get used to them and love them and stuff before they become teenagers or you’ll just poke yourself in the eye with frustration or something.
yeah, well, i still want to have kids. we were butt ass poor when i was growing up and it didn’t seem to matter all that much– i’m no more or less screwed up than the rich kids i know.
If I were you I would get a vibrator and a kitten and not even concider kids until you are quite rich.
i’ve already got two of each and i still want a kid!
“you have to get used to them and love them and stuff before they become teenagers or you’ll just poke yourself in the eye with frustration”
Yes, that’s the truth. If I hadn’t grown to love them before they were moody snots I’d have to just kill them and bury them in the garden.
so there! now someone quick impregnate me!
dude. you italicized my entire right hand column, you got the power.
Well if you really wanted me to. Hell you won’t even send me any pictures.
Well if you are serious have you ever thought about talking to a sperm bank counsolor?
jake, remember the part where i’m not cute?
Girl the only thing not cute about it is the low self esteem in your head.
Everything else about you sound good enough to eat.
God my spelling sucks.
you only see that because you haven’t seen my thighs (or stomach or ankles or. . .) trust me, the rest of me is a train wreck.
A couple thing. Not every male in America is obsessed to have sex with the living embodiment of a Barbie doll. I am not. I like real women who are smart, funny and caring. If you were here I would ask you out in a heart beat. And if you really wanted to have a kid I would talk to you about it.
I mean how the hell can I prove to you that I think you are smart, cute and fun and yes damn sexy
i dunno. i wish i had the answer to that. ask the outlaw he tries all the time. i just have a hard time believing it i supposed. i guess i just don’t think someone can really know or like me until they meet me in the flesh, you know?
there are roughly 39 errors in that last post i made, i think it’s a clear sign that i should get the flock outta here.
“Any time you start feeling like having a baby, you are more than welcome to borrow any one of my three teenagers..”
LOL. I really oughta read the entire comment before I start laughing. for a moment there, I thought UH was offering his/her teenagers for procreation purposes. I’m glad I was wrong. *shakes head*
I have that “I don’t believe anyone will actually think I’m attractive until they meet me and prove it” syndrome too.
Hell, I don’t even really believe it then.
I envy those fat chicks who think they’re all that and an Oreo.
“I thought UH was offering his/her teenagers for procreation purposes”
You should have read the first draft. When I proofread it, even I thought that’s what I was offering.
Oh you poor soul. I used to be like you. I wanted a baby so bad… Now I have a nine year old and a five year old and sometimes I just wish I could go back and beat the holy heck out of myself for letting that thought even cross my mind.
I suggest that you babysit the newborn so that the parents can have a break. (Without help from anyone.) After a day or two, you will see the light, especially if the baby has/gets colicky.
(Note. Not all the times are bad, of course. My kids are perfect angels, when they’re asleep.)
😉
Last night I celebreted my birthday with my oldest child as he cannot attend my party fri night.(he is working) He has such principles! I have watched his bloom as a flower in the sun. He is a gift to all that know him and as any person he has had his trials with life on lifes terms. If you are willing to walk with a growing person one step at a time than you will get much from having children. I enjoy many thrilling experiences in life but none so joyful as the rewards of watching a child grow. Do try your wings!