keeping with this week’s tradition of weird, weird dreams, last night’s was a doozy of epic proportions.

last night i dreamt that mkh lived in Blaine. Blaine is the suburb where i grew up. not only did mkh live in blaine, he lived roughly 7 houses away from some of my cousins. not only did mkh live in blaine, but the lovely ms. heather was visiting him. she was trying to get him to move to toronto (even though in real life she lives in vancouver) with her.

ok, that’s the set up. then the dream got weird.

the three of us decided to go to lunch at some swanky restaurant. i was a bit disappointed because i had planned on having a hot, sweaty threesome for lunch. but decided to go with the flow. i picked through my suitcase (because part of me thought we were in miami) trying to decide what to wear. i only brought pink, pink, and pinker clothes with me (this is odd because i don’t own any pink clothes).

as we got ready to leave mkh’s house, my entire family from Blaine, including mom, nieces and nephews, cousins, aunts and uncle, flooded mkh’s yard. they were settling in to watch some sort of parade. i was not happy with this at all and decided that my family’s sudden appearance would ruin my chances of a hot, sweaty threesome for dessert.

i began introducing mkh and heather to my ENTIRE family. then i woke up.