golf is a beautiful and glorious thing. i take it all back. because if it wasn’t for golf, i wouldn’t have the rest of this beautiful and glorious afternoon to spend at home working out my page turning finger.
yes, the company golf outing was today and since i opted out of the golf-madness, the bossman said i could go “golfing” somewhere else.
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see, I’m not such a geek after all!
So, anyone up for some bedroom golf?
Dear Miss Jodi, I know I read your site regularly and post very rarely (and when I do post, it’s usually under some idiotic pseudonym, because I like to believe it makes me ~~~very mysterious~~~).
Today, however, I am posting under my own name, on my own time, because I just had (while I was in the shower, where these things seem to happen), a COLLASAL BRAINSTORM!!!
I am aware from reading iwilldare that there is some young man who is making your heart go all a pitter-patter. And that’s nice. It’s fine. If it goes well and you live happily ever after, then please ignore this missive because it no longer means anything.
However, if you are still searching for a suitable suitor, I have found the man I believe would be perfect for you. His name is odd todd.
His website is here: http://www.oddtodd.com. He makes funny cartoons and lost his job when the dot com world went kabloom.
I implore you Miss Jodi, please visit odd todd’s site. He’s been on TV! And he’s funny and his cartoons are crafty and I think he’s maybe the perfect man match made in heaven for you.
That is all. Thank you for your time. I love everyone.
I would just like to say, for the record, that I netted a fine goose down duvet and sauldering gun at the last company golf outing I went to. Not to mention, getting toasted on the back nine when one of “the team” – what the hell are they called? Those other people you golf with? – produced the biggest fattie this virgin had ever seen. Need I say more – I did quite smashing after that “Body Break”!!